Welcome to the Family Friendly Online Museum, or F.F.O.A.M. for short.

We are a safe space for kids and advertisers alike to be free from CONTROVERSIAL ADULT CONTENT. To view any ADULT CONTENT, we ask all patrons undergo an age assurance test.

Welcome aboard and enjoy getting F.F.O.A.M.ED!

The paid version allows you to draw on the canvases freely.


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Controls: Use the mouse to click on different parts. Make sure to interact with each painting to enjoy the story.

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Art, writing, programming: CJ (illuminesce)

SFX: @mabbees, @coffeevalenbat'sSweet Sounds! Pack

With thanks to the Wikimedia Commons and the Public Domain Image Archive. No AI was used in the making of this piece.

Made in Decker (@internet-janitor).


Published 1 day ago
StatusReleased
PlatformsHTML5, Windows, macOS, Linux, Android
Rating
Rated 4.9 out of 5 stars
(18 total ratings)
Authorilluminesce
GenreAdventure
Tags2D, art, censorship, Decker, Horror, No AI, public-domain, Singleplayer
ContentNo generative AI was used

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Comments

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(-1)

I didnt fully understand it and im not sure what i think of it, but then again i wasnt really concentrating while playing it

(+3)

Powerful and straight to the point (some silly touches too). I enjoyed the pen mechanic, I felt like defacing the art myself made the message that much more poignant. 10/10

Thank you so much for playing. I’m glad you enjoyed it.

(+4)

I have an idea of what a “Tumblr sexyman” is only because younger people brought up The Once-ler in a social media conversation about censorship. I’m… no less confused after passing the F.F.A.R.T.

(+3)

very evocative, i hope everyone plays this

Thank you for playing!

(+2)

Interesting.

(+4)

i failed ffart... it turns out i am not actually 18+ 🐥

(+1)

No adult content for you! XD

(+2)

WHAT THE HECK IS FFART DUDE wait how does farting affect ur age

(+5)

Everyone who farts also ages.

(+1)

And as you age, it gets easier to pass farts.